The moment I walked into the showroom…
BOOM. The first thing that hit me was the BMW i7 from the front.
I literally paused.
“Wait… is this a car… or an ‘entrance’?”
That grille is huge.
It’s not a grille anymore—it’s a gate.
The vibe is giving: “Show ID before entering.”
I stepped closer and it felt like the i7 was talking to me:
- i7: “You’re shocked, huh?”
- me: “Yes… not a little. Like, a lot.”
- i7: “Good.”
1) Front view: not just ‘majestic’… it’s lowkey intimidating (but it’s so good-looking it’s unfair)
In photos, it’s like: “Wow, that’s classy!”
In real life, it’s like: “Wow… I suddenly feel smaller.” 😭
The front is so strong, I swear the grille was absorbing my confidence.
“I’ve been working hard in life… why am I suddenly reflecting on my choices?”
2) Driver’s seat: tons of screens, but if you’ve driven a BMW, you’ll adapt fast (thank you, X6)
I sat in the driver’s seat.
And wow—infotainment screens everywhere, stretching out like a runway.
At first I was like: “Is this a cockpit?”
But since I drive an X6, my brain went:
“Ah… the BMW flavor. The ‘press here and everything makes sense’ flavor.”
Conclusion:
At first, it’s a tech overload.
Five minutes later, it’s like: “Oh, I’m at my cool friend’s house.”
But the screen is so wide that while touching it, I honestly thought:
“You could run a full PowerPoint presentation in here.”
3) Back seat: this is where the story turns into a movie (literally)
Okay, then I sat in the back.
And suddenly… my brain added subtitles:
🎬 “Welcome to the VIP premiere.”
The big screen came down…
This is no longer “a car.”
This is a theater.
- me: “Excuse me… where’s the popcorn?”
- i7: “Ma’am/Sir, the popcorn is in your heart.”
- me: “Ah… okay.” 😭
And while sitting back there, the person in the front instantly looked like a chauffeur.
Even my voice got automatically formal:
“Please proceed to the destination… in silence.”
(destination: the grocery store near my house)
4) Massage function: not a “car feature” — this is a CEO fatigue management center
I turned on the massage.
I expected: “Oh nice, massage.”
No. It felt like:
“Hey… you’re tired. Come here. Sit down. Relax.”
It was so serious and comforting, I almost got emotional from being cared for.
- massage: “Let’s fix your back…”
- me: “Wow… I also deserve comfort, huh…” 😭
This back seat is clearly designed for a CEO who wants to recharge while traveling to the next meeting.
Am I a CEO? No.
But after the massage, my confidence grew for no reason:
“I should probably schedule a meeting.”
(Meeting topic: what should we eat later?)
5) But then I looked outside… and saw an i7 that suddenly became an artist 😂
While I was deep in lounge + theater mode, I looked out the window…
And BOOM—there was another i7, and it was impossible not to stare.
Not just “unique.”
It was giving:
“i7 that started an Instagram art account.” 😭✨
Instantly, a whole scene played in my head:
- normal i7: “I am for CEOs.”
- art i7: “I am also for CEOs… but after work, we go to festivals.”
- me: “You’re both i7… but you have different personalities?” 😭
That art i7 felt like:
“Your office manager who always wears a suit…
then you see them the next day in a glitter jacket at a club.”
I laughed, but I also kept staring—because the presence was just too strong.
Conclusion: you can drive the BMW i7… but the real main character is the back seat
Here’s the summary:
- front: dominance + intimidation (comes with a confidence test)
- driver’s seat: easy to adapt if you’ve driven BMWs (X6 people: “Oh, familiar!”)
- back seat: theater + lounge + CEO healing room
- massage: it doesn’t just remove fatigue… it removes emotional damage too 😭
- art i7 outside: “I also have an alter ego” moment
Real talk:
This isn’t just “a car I ride.”
It’s the kind of car that makes you feel like…
“I should be the one being hosted, not the guest.” 😭
But once you sit in the back…
even if you’re not a CEO,
you automatically sit up straight and become “respectable.”
It’s not the car that changes people… it’s the back seat. 😌✨